Category Archives: Osteopath

Bugger me, I only went and had a baby!

In short, the little minx turned up this morning, in a very timely fashion, ensuring that both of my pregnancies ended at 38+3, hers literally only 10 minutes longer than her brothers. Shall tell all just as soon as I … Continue reading

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Let the waiting commence.

Um, yeah, so that moaning I’ve been doing about everything for the past 48 hours? It may have been The Arse. The Arse is a phenomenon well known amongst the online community I frequent. It refers to the very end … Continue reading

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TMI Friday

I coined this expression with regards to the much more well-known red and white striped restaurant a few weeks back. I went with the Long-Suffering Husband as it is one of his favourite “Porn Food” locations (Porn food, for those … Continue reading

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The final stretch

Literally. Stretch. It feels as if my skin could stretch no further at the moment, but I’ve got another 5-10 weeks of this left yet. I am approaching the massive, cumbersome and grumpy phase now. No matter how I sit, … Continue reading

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No. No no no no no.

It’s been a bit of a shit week here so far. And it’s only Wednesday. Monday has seen the Boy come down with a nasty case of conjunctivitis. Wrestling eye-drops into him has been a less than fun experience. Seeing … Continue reading

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Double indignity

It seems that my lungs and throat wish me to remain under house arrest. I had a really good day today. This morning I went out to a friend’s house with The Boy to meet her new baby, Louisa. Sat … Continue reading

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Osteopath

Saw my lovely, lovely osteopath today. Her name is Vikki. A lot of what I have been experiencing has now been explained. My left shoulder is pretty much shot to pieces. It’s so unreasonably painful, and I now know why. … Continue reading

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